Spotted in South Florida. Here we go.
![“Early in the season, there was a game when Kyle [Orton] got hurt and the coaches were calling for me to go in, but Kyle got up and finished the game out. So I was the second-string guy. Then, a few weeks later, they decided to put Tim in. I felt like the fans had a lot to do with that. Just ‘cause they were chanting his name. There was a big calling for him. No, I didn’t have any billboards. That would have been nice.”
- Brady Quinn on Tim Tebow](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs5zpkqtf1qd6kw4o1_500.jpg)
“Early in the season, there was a game when Kyle [Orton] got hurt and the coaches were calling for me to go in, but Kyle got up and finished the game out. So I was the second-string guy. Then, a few weeks later, they decided to put Tim in. I felt like the fans had a lot to do with that. Just ‘cause they were chanting his name. There was a big calling for him. No, I didn’t have any billboards. That would have been nice.”
Whats your favorite team?
There are a group of us, so the blog has multiple rooting interests.
I can say, after seeing those Brady pics, I’m currently on Team Gisele.
And now I begin to wonder which QB was the real winner post-Super Bowl…DON’T BE SAD FOR TOM AND ALL IS WELL BETWEEN GISELLE AND WES
Although Bundchen slammed Brady’s teammates for the Super Bowl loss, the couple reportedly was joined by Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker and his fiancee Anna Burns during their recent vacation in Costa Rica. The former Victoria’s Secret Angel was even spotted taking a snapshot of Welker and Burns while they were relaxing on the beach.
Ron “Jaws” Jaworski out of Monday Night Football booth. Depending on what you read, this is either a graceful exit, or embarrassing:
“On Wednesday, ESPN announced that Jaworski had accepted “a new, expanded multiplatform NFL analyst role”—which is a gentle way of saying that he is leaving the booth.”
“ESPN played up Jaworski’s new role in a press release, but it’s hard to consider this anything but a demotion. He goes from being in the booth for the network’s marquee telecast to fighting for airtime on “Sunday NFL Countdown” with Cris Carter.”
- Yahoo!
Either way, we hope we get more analytics from him to make up for his on air charisma that we’ll lose against John Gruden.
“Faith, family, and football, that’s my MO, bro. Your boy be back for the upcoming season.”
Today Randy Moss announced via Ustream that he plans to play next season. He wants to play, now is there a team out there willing to take a gamble? T.O. went without a team all last season though it should be noted he was coming back from a serious injury.
Report: Hines Ward on his way out of Pittsburgh.
“As the Steelers work to restructure contracts and manuever below the salary cap, the circumstances are dictating the twilight of Ward’s 14-year career. On the books, he has one year and $4 million left on his current contract. On the field, Ward also took a backseat to youngsters Mike Wallace and Antonio Brown, posting his lowest receiving totals since his rookie season in 1998.”
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Super LOL XLVI: “I Am A Super Bowl,” by Jake Weisman
(Jake Weisman is a comedian, a football fan, and now a Super Bowl champion. Was he a member of the New York Giants? Pretty much he was. And now he’s returned to NFL Off-Season to talk about football and fatherhood, and to show off the Lombardi Trophy.)
I Am A Super Bowl
I generated a lot of controversy with my last piece about the New York Giants. I know this because all sorts of people were coming up to me afterwards saying things like “Sir that’s not your credit card number, that’s MY credit card number. How did you get that information?”
And I genuinely hate those kinds of questions, and controversy in general, because, honestly, I’m still God, and I don’t need to be asked anything ever. And if you’re thinking right now, OK prove to me you’re God Jake, then it’s like, if I’m not God, then who is this guy standing next to me with a gun?
You might have a few questions for for me so far. Like I bet you’re begging to ask: “when’s Wheel of Fortune?” Pretty rude if you ask me. Next time ask politely like this: “when’s Wheel of Fortune, please?” I won’t answer, but that’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because Wheel of Fortune got canceled.
Oh yeah, so my Dad loves me again. Because the Giants won the Super Bowl. Now the only thing left in my life that sucks is I never had a father to begin with.
That being said, did you guys watch that game? What a game! If I can say one thing about THAT game, I’d wish for my father to be real instead.
Go Giants football!
Oh also, I attached a picture of me winning the Super Bowl this past Sunday, which is also featured on my blog Pictures Of Me Having Sex.
(Follow Jake on Twitter here: @weismanjake. See his erotic art here: Pictures Of Me Having Sex. Watch videos from Jake’s sketch group, Women, here: Women Comedy.)
