Ron “Jaws” Jaworski out of Monday Night Football booth. Depending on what you read, this is either a graceful exit, or embarrassing:

“On Wednesday, ESPN announced that Jaworski had accepted “a new, expanded multiplatform NFL analyst role”—which is a gentle way of saying that he is leaving the booth.”

- New Yorker

“ESPN played up Jaworski’s new role in a press release, but it’s hard to consider this anything but a demotion. He goes from being in the booth for the network’s marquee telecast to fighting for airtime on “Sunday NFL Countdown” with Cris Carter.”

- Yahoo!

Either way, we hope we get more analytics from him to make up for his on air charisma that we’ll lose against John Gruden.

“You know what food I love Mike & Jaws? Burritos! I mean, what’s not to love?? You got people out there who think the Taco is better, but I just don’t see it. You tell me, Jaws, have you ever seen a wet burrito that didn’t look absolutely delicious? That’s right, you love ‘em too! There’s no such thing as a bad burrito. Beef, chicken, bean, you name it, the burrito has got it. And don’t get me started on the sides! Jaws, I love guac & sour cream. Mike, they got good guac up there in Canada?!? Man, I love me some fresh guac!”

We are only a few short hours away from the second Monday Night Football game, Raiders at Broncos. And in this game the Broncos are set to release a monster, Von Miller.

Get ready world, our lives are never going to be the same. He’s a killer. Don’t let the spectacles fool you. He’s going to terrorize the league. And he’s got this badass tattoo featuring Pacman, a Pacman ghost, a chicken leg and a slice of watermelon.

Universe, enjoy the last few quiet hours of BVM (before Von Miller) because things are about to get as serious as a heart attack.